Not Your Average Damsel in Distress

22-yr-old. Striving to be that perfect combo of Virgin, Slut, Mother, and Bitch.


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thescarletmerrmaid:

i love how 90% of the time luke windsor looks like an exasperated nanny trying to take care of a really excited kid rather than a publicist.

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"tom. tom look at me. tom we have a schedule to keep."

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"thats it tom eyes forward. no dont talk to that strange man keep moving."

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"tom i left you alone for two minutes and you wandered off."

basically everywhere they go its:

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littlekiwi37:

The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.

Will I ever forget Eccleston’s Doctor?

NEIN.

(Source: msclaras)

dysfunctunal:

headbangingdisaster:

banana-soul:

This is me, my name is Kelli and I’m 17-years-old, battling cancer for the third time. I have less than a year to live and the only thing I want to do more than anything before I die is meet Ellen. She’s my sunshine. She’s the reason I wake up everyday and I watch her show every morning. She just radiates so much joy and happiness and she gives me hope. It’s really my dream to be able to meet her. Unfortunately, due to a long waiting list, the Wish Foundation told me I probably wouldn’t be able to meet her within my short timeline. But I see miracles happen all the time.. therefore I won’t give up on my dream. I thought that maybe if this gets enough attention, someone from the Ellen Show would come across it, or maybe even Ellen herself will know of me and my wish to meet her. Please, help me make my wish come true.  

HELP HER

GUYS KEEP REBLOGGING

shorthairedsif:

remember that time the mcu had a complex, multi-faceted, morally ambiguous poc character steeped in social allegory and the fandom reduced him to ‘motherfucker’ jokes and pulp fiction references

Never forget.

fashionsfromhistory:

Evening Dress

1945

Meadow Brook Hall

Want!

wannajoke:

Hairstyle by Daddy

When I have kids…

"Do you have some kind of backup?”

They’re so #charliesangels

(Source: tsukiken)

lolkdie:

hey baby you wanna watch rwby and talk about which character you’d let sit on your face

Actually that’s a tough choice.

First instinct is Blake, because she’s dark and mysterious and just… Meowwww.

Second thought is Cinder, because just hot.

But third, and probably final, is Yang. Home girl is so down to earth that I bet she knows everything and she’d be so fun and chill about it all.

I might not want to steady date her, but Yang would make an amazing FWB.

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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