Not Your Average Damsel in Distress

Mfw some bitch asks if we’re gonna pray the entire Rosary.

YES WE ARE SO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

angrycatholic

(Source: deadjoffrey, via gendrie)

  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

geekerypokery:

clearlyimapiratejohn:

isaisanisa:

komlin:

pick-up line: i’ll cosplay your otp with you

No, but seriously this worked for me

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10/10 would recommend

Me too, man. Me too. It works I swear to god. 

This: 

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Turned into this:

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Which eventually turned into this:

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A+ method my friends.

no for real tho

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But most of my otps are male-male or straight!

Hmmm, what is the Universe trying to tell me?

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milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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